we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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