and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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