does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
porn star boner night. come get it.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
