Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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