I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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