Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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