Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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