Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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