But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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