I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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