whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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