they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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