Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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