There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I need to calm my uterus...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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