do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
