okay pat passed out under dana's car
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
That accounts for only three of the penises
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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