dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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