she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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