Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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