Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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