They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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