Where did you get a picture of my penis
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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