8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Randomize
