Don't make out with my wife yet
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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