I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She told me I should be a condom model.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
there is puke in my bra ... again
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