I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
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