She went from zero to smokin in five shots
birth control should be required to get into college
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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