can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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