i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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