Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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