I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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