just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
