I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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