Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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