Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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