I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
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Too much gin, very little bucket
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
its liver damage thursday
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