Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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