i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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