Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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