at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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