when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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