It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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