what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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