so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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