he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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