; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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