i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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