I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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