Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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