it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We left an ass print on the piano.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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