I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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