Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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