im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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